Attention all pedestrians

On Wed May 20th we urge everyone to stay indoors....
Why? Because I'm learning how to drive!Yes, I'm 21 and still don't know which one is the break pedal HA. My mom still refuses to learn and my 24 year old (i think) sister just learned; we were/are avid "come pick my ass up" people.. Anyways, I need to do this especially since I want to be all independent and shit.I'm so sick and tired of taking the bus where people talk to themselves, even if it is amusing.