Stupid questions of the year....so far.

"Are Puerto Ricans considered Mexican?"

"Do you speak English?"

"Can I pay with pesos?" ( just because this is a Mexican type market does not mean we've suddenly entered Mexico, damn)

"Do you work here?" ( While I have staff printed on the front of my shirt, back, and apron.)

"But the sign says 14.99, so why are you charging me 16.21?"

"Do you sell vanilla extract?" (I work in a t-shirt store)

These are just some of the dumb ass questions I'm forced to put up with on a REGULAR basis. These just stand out above all the rest.